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When people get really ugly tattoos
Cosmo sex tip #301:
ahollywoodstar: thunderturd: Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’. omg LMAO omg
Everyone I know is having a baby. It’s not that hard to not get pregnant….
My boyfriend has a job interview at Jimmy Johns. He needs a job SO bad omg, I’m so sick of spending all my tip money on cigarettes for him lol. Plus, I’ll probs get free subs like alll the time, so omg I hope he gets the job.
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Women I would bang
Ke$ha Emma Stone AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE LESBIANS. I think I have a good chance with Ke$ha anyway, she’s sleeeazy omg why did I make this post…..
My mother is in the hospital
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